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Created by Freejack
[indistinct city background noises]

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Oh, hey Babe. Mind if I sit?

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Yeah, sure, go ahead.

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- Any good parties you can go to?
- [chuckles]

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No, you can tell me. I'm not
going to tell your mom.

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Remember when I was in college?

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Yeah.

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- Oh, my God. I met your mom at college.
- Oh?!

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Wow.

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You didn't hear it from
me, but back in college,

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your mom was even a
little more wild than I was.

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Vivi!

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Oh, hi mom.

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What are you wearing?

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Peter, can I speak to you for a moment?

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Babe, she's in the
pool. She's in a bikini.

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Babe, she's just my stepdaughter. She's

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not my daughter.
Maybe you should tell her.

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No, I...

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I'll take care of it.

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What was that all about?

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I'm just going to go back inside
and spend a little time with your mom.

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What? Now you can't even hang out with me?

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Happy wife, happy
life. Okay, so I'm just...

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Hey babe.

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Man, she was like going really
crazy over the bikini earlier.

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I kind of see your point.

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Don't tell me you're siding with her.

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Look at you, see? I mean,
you have an amazing body.

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Can you just kind of
really brought it out?

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Are you calling me hot?

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That stays between me, okay?

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What about like the double standard here?

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What if I was into older
guys and you turned

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me on every time we came out to the pool?

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That's funny.

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Yeah, but I didn't say I wasn't.

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So, yeah, what do you want
to watch? I'm going to stop.

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Oh my God.

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What's gotten into you? I
don't think that's a good idea.

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At least feel him.

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Oh, oh, oh.

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He's making me really horny.

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Oh, yes.

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On my face, I can taste it.

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If you jump in the pool,
I'm going to go inside.

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Okay.